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[shinyhappygoth]

Were I a summonable creature, what kind of ritual would you craft to summon me?

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[arrin.livejournal.com]

I think it would involve baked goods, and/or the the ritual sacrifice of shoes.

[shinyhappygoth]

Heeee. But it would not be a sacrifice of shoes to me, it would be a discarding of shoes. Important distinction.

[arrin.livejournal.com]

Yeah, more of a "Look, we're destroying footwear in your name." the ritual also doesn't work unless you're barefoot.

[shinyhappygoth]

For maximum efficacy, the Shiny particularly appreciates the destruction of high heels and other such fashionable torture devices.

[arrin.livejournal.com]

What about platform shoes?

[shinyhappygoth]

Those will do nicely as well, although the Shiny also approves of keeping particularly hideous '70s examples as objets d'art, if they are not actually worn.

[crazyfurries.livejournal.com]

A circle of kosher salt around a small worktable, on which would be several imperfect dolls, a set of paints, a very tiny paintbrush, along with several typo-ridden magazines, white correction fluid and a pen.

The food offering would be chili-mango slices, and a bowl of vegetarian curry.

[brotherspider]

I imagine that we'd have to draw up some kind of summoning circle (what kind isn't as important as you think) and then sitting around the circle reading books from Neil Gaiman upside-down. In theory, this should work, but I'm half-afraid we'll end up with Sid.