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May. 1st, 2011 11:37 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
shinyhappygothI have received* what may be the most irredeemably awful cookie fortune ever written.
*All six other people at lunch declined their cookies, so in fact I received a number of fortunes.
Q. What is H20? A. Caring. 2 parts Hug, and 1 part Open-mind.I cannot even think of anything else to say about this.
*All six other people at lunch declined their cookies, so in fact I received a number of fortunes.
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Date: 2011-05-02 10:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-02 11:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-02 12:36 pm (UTC)I even knew a person once who was a hard-core Christian antiprophetic who believed that any means of prognostication that was not directly divine was sinful. They refused to look at the fortune BUT THEY STILL TOOK THE COOKIE.
I'm sorry, I think I have to sit down.
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Date: 2011-05-02 03:06 pm (UTC)