The original:
Yakko: It's time to tour the planets that make up our solar system. Come on!
The closest to the sun
Is the planet Mercury
Next the shrouded planet Venus
Is as cloudy as can be
The Earth is next, we call it home
Let's hope it stays that way
And then there's Mars, it's really red
What more can I say?
The gassy planet Jupiter's
As big as planets come
Then there's Saturn with its mighty rings
Made up of tiny crumbs
We travel on to Neptune
That's a gassy, freezy ball
And cold and tiny Pluto
It's the furthest one of all!
Well, there you go! That's our solar system.
Wakko: You forgot Uranus.
Yakko: Gooood night, everybody!
My version:
Yakko: It's time to tour the planets that make up our solar system. Come on!
The closest to the sun
Is the planet Mercury
Next the shrouded planet Venus
Is as cloudy as can be
The Earth is next, we call it home
Let's hope it stays that way
And then there's Mars, it's really red
What more can I say?
The gassy planet Jupiter's
As big as planets come
Then there's Saturn with its mighty rings
Made up of tiny crumbs
Far Uranus spins sideways
But its north pole's still on top
And Neptune's lots of freezing gas
And that is where we stop!
Wakko: I thought it was pronounced UrAYnus.
Dot: Please let's not go there.
Yakko: It's time to tour the planets that make up our solar system. Come on!
The closest to the sun
Is the planet Mercury
Next the shrouded planet Venus
Is as cloudy as can be
The Earth is next, we call it home
Let's hope it stays that way
And then there's Mars, it's really red
What more can I say?
The gassy planet Jupiter's
As big as planets come
Then there's Saturn with its mighty rings
Made up of tiny crumbs
We travel on to Neptune
That's a gassy, freezy ball
And cold and tiny Pluto
It's the furthest one of all!
Well, there you go! That's our solar system.
Wakko: You forgot Uranus.
Yakko: Gooood night, everybody!
My version:
Yakko: It's time to tour the planets that make up our solar system. Come on!
The closest to the sun
Is the planet Mercury
Next the shrouded planet Venus
Is as cloudy as can be
The Earth is next, we call it home
Let's hope it stays that way
And then there's Mars, it's really red
What more can I say?
The gassy planet Jupiter's
As big as planets come
Then there's Saturn with its mighty rings
Made up of tiny crumbs
Far Uranus spins sideways
But its north pole's still on top
And Neptune's lots of freezing gas
And that is where we stop!
Wakko: I thought it was pronounced UrAYnus.
Dot: Please let's not go there.
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